today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out
“MY BOOBS HURT”
“I NEED A MAN”
“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST”
“I CANT DRIVE”
“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”
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This was on my dashboard last night. Like this! I couldn’t stop laughing!
I did this with a turtle.
I did this with a snake.
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he straight up just WALKED through that shit
this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.
best play ever.
and no flags were given that day.
He benna had scored tho.
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